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This is my costume

This is my costume

It's a costume. It says so.

No wig, no face paint, no explaining what you are for the eleventh time. Just a t-shirt doing the absolute minimum, with total confidence.

Effort: zero. Commitment to the bit: complete.

⚠️ Warning: May result in being asked what you're meant to be, and having to point at your own chest with increasing patience.

The details

  • Regular fit, true to size
  • 100% ring-spun cotton (heather shades are a cotton blend)
  • Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Tubular construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping — no side seams to twist
  • Printed, not stuck on — it won't crack or peel
  • Sizes S–3XL
£21.50 GBP
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Color: Heather Red
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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.

Do not bleach or tumble dry.

Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Hang dry for best results.

Size Guide

Men's/Unisex:
S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm
M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm
L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm
XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm
2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm
3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm
4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm
5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm

Women's:
S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm
M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm
L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm
XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm

Measurements: Chest x Length, in cm.

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This is my costume

· £21.50