Some conversations deserve your full attention. Others... don't.
For those who have perfected the polite nod while mentally planning dinner, tomorrow, or absolutely anything else. Dry, brutally honest, and guaranteed to get a knowing smile from the right people.
⚠️ Warning: May reduce unwanted small talk and increase people laughing before they've even finished reading your T-shirt.
Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.
Do not bleach or tumble dry.
Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.
Hang dry for best results.
Size Guide
Men's/Unisex: S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm 2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm 3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm 4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm 5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm
Women's: S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm
