Skip to product information
1 of 17

What the F* is Matcha?

What the F* is Matcha?

Somehow everyone loves it. Everyone orders it. Everyone posts about it.

...but what actually is matcha?

For anyone who's ever stood in a café pretending they totally knew what was going on, this tee says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Clean, minimal and guaranteed to start conversations (or at least confused looks).

Wear it. Gift it. Love it.

⚠️ Warning: May cause strangers to passionately explain matcha to you. We accept no responsibility for unsolicited tea lectures. ?

Regular price £25.00 GBP
Regular price Sale price £25.00 GBP
Sale Sold out
Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Color: White
Size
Quantity
Buy 3+ items: free shipping + 15% off, applied automatically at checkout.
Secure SSL checkout
Visa · Mastercard · Apple Pay · PayPal · Shop Pay
🚚 Free shipping worldwide — limited time only.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.

Do not bleach or tumble dry.

Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Hang dry for best results.

Size Guide

Men's/Unisex:
S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm
M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm
L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm
XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm
2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm
3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm
4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm
5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm

Women's:
S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm
M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm
L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm
XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm

Measurements: Chest x Length, in cm.

View full details

What the F* is Matcha?

£25.00