No gadgets, no gift sets, no mystery parcel from a distant relative. Just peace, quiet and a door that closes, printed big enough that nobody needs to ask what you want this year.
⚠️ Warning: Santa has read it. Your family may not have.
The details
Regular fit, true to size
100% ring-spun cotton (heather shades are a cotton blend)
Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Tubular construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping — no side seams to twist
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Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.
Do not bleach or tumble dry.
Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.
Hang dry for best results.
Size Guide
Men's/Unisex: S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm 2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm 3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm 4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm 5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm
Women's: S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm
